correct format:
- [is]How the digital information is organised
- [means] do it the way WE do it
high resolution:
- [is] good sharpness and clarity of an image, usually with large file size
- [means] crash my browser and die horribly
low resolution:
- [is] reduced sharpness and clarity to achieve low file size
- [means] crap but arty
spam:
- [is] junk email
- [means] lots of net artists staring at their inboxes wondering if they can “do something” with it
“good” or “bad” connection:
- [is] amount of units that can be sent through connection
- [means] a postcode lottery – if lucky, broadband, if unlucky, powered by hyperactive hamster
cookie:
- [is] information sent between browser & server
- [means] your personal information served to strangers in cake form
fire wall:
- [is]network security protection
- [means] nothing but dramatic words make feel SAFE
hit counter:
- [is] records request between browser & server
- [means] don’t care if you’re a bot-spidey-crawler-ping – just look at me so I can tell people I have visitors
password:
- [is] code used to gain access
- [means] hey, get a complete picture of my life with only 8 letters and a numeral
portal:
- [is] usually, a website cataloging others
- [means] a bloody webpage with links on.
to be continued…
